There is nothing special about this pie

It’s apple season here in NYS… it’s not been a great apple season by any stretch because the weather..well has been crap for apples. Srsly dude.

Granny Smith Apples make the best pies

But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to make a pie.

I adore this pie.

There is nothing special about it.

Except every time I make it, I’m reminded of when I was a kid in 4-H, and I entered my pie at the Altamont Fair. My pie took first place. I didn’t win much as a kid. I was (am) socially awkward, clumsy and kind of a goof. Sports? ha! sports were the only reason I didn’t get a 4.0 which just perpetuated my dislike for phys ed.

I remember the judges saying it was too pretty to cut. They didn’t even taste it! That was kind of a drag because it is super yummy. But still.. years later, I still say this is my “award winning pie”.

But there is nothing special about this pie.

When I was in 4-H, I made pie crust after pie crust after pie crust at a Cooperative Extension day. I was.. um.. 11? 12? Not sure.. but a kid

definitely. I remember standing there for what seems like all day (but was probably only a few hours) demonstrating how to make a “No Fail Pie Crust”. It was oil, water, flour and salt. (for the record, I no longer use this pie crust, but if pie crusts scare you, this is a good place to start)

I mixed those crusts.. I rolled them out… I put them in disposable pie pans.. I trimmed them with a sharp knife ..and I did it with PIZAZZ! I held that pie pan up with one hand like a waitress with a tray and just ran that knife around the edge… people ooooo’ed and ahhhhh’d over this little girl with the big knife.. then I put that knife down and fluted the edges with one hand. (by the way? Thanks for teaching me mad skillz, Mom)

Those pie crusts got stacked in a cooler and brought home. Then the next day (I think?) a good chunk of the club came over and we set up an assembly line.. We didn’t have kids over to the house very often so this was a big deal.

Someone would peel apples. Someone would toss them with spices and sugar.. someone would fill the crust.. someone would make the crumb topping and someone would top them off… and someone would pop them in the oven. I remember us all laughing at our sticky hands.. I remember sneaking slices of sugary apples when we thought my mom wasn’t looking. It was one of of my favorite times in 4-H because I felt a sense of community.. I was with people I knew who were enjoying the things I enjoy. It still feels like one of the first times I really fit in anywhere.

But there is nothing special about this pie.

We sold those pies as a fundraiser for the club. I don’t remember much about that bit and the next time I talk with my mom, I’m going to ask her about it.. but I’m pretty sure that we gave a few away to a local nursing home.

But there is nothing special about this pie.

It should also be noted that the recipe card for this pie say’s that it’s “Dad’s Favorite Apple Crumb Pie”. Dad, meaning my grandfather, who recently passed. My relationship with my fraternal grandparents was … odd. They had difficulty with showing affection as did I. (I still struggle sometimes). There weren’t any “I love you”s or “good jobs”.. hugs were rare. They used to come by the house when they knew no one was home to drop off birthday presents. Phone calls were unheard of. There were reasons for this that I’m not going to get into, but let’s say that they loved us the best they could.

I don’t know what possessed me but when I was in my late teens, I baked this pie and brought it to my grandparents house.. just because. They weren’t home.. so I grabbed some scrap paper from the car and left it on their steps with a note.

They called me… they called me on the actual phone and thanked me… this was.. wow. HUGE.

But there is nothing special about this pie.

LB doesn’t like apple pie. I didn’t know that when we got together. I made her this apple pie. She likes it. It’s the only apple pie she likes. I love that this apple pie is the exception. She’s an exceptional woman and I love that she likes this pie.

But there is nothing special about this pie.

It’s just a pie.

But it’s so much more. It’s a memory. It’s a feeling. It’s family.

So when you read this recipe and think “eh.. it’s just a pie” I want you to think about that family recipe you have that’s nothing special..

Except it is.

And I want you to make that recipe.. just because… just because there is nothing special about it except what it means to you. 

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Dad's Favorite Apple Crumb Pie
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Serves: One 9 inch pie
There is nothing special about this pie. But you should make it anyway.
  • Pie crust (enough for one crust - eventually I'll post my crust method/recipe)
  • 6 to 8 tart baking apples (I like Granny Smiths)
  • ¼ cup brown sugar
  • 1 tsp cinnamon
  • ½ tsp nutmeg
  • ⅓ cup butter
  • ¾ cup flour
  • ½ cup sugar
  • ½ tsp cinnamon
  1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees
  2. Roll out the pie crust and line a 9 inch pie pan with it.
  3. Peel and slice the apples
  4. Toss with brown sugar, 1 tsp cinnamon, and nutmeg.
  5. Fill the crust, unbaked with the apples. Don't worry if there seems to be too many.
  6. Crumble the butter, flour, sugar and ½ cinnamon together to make the crumb topping.
  7. Top the pie with the topping. Use it all. Really.
  8. Bake at 425 degrees for 10 minutes
  9. Reduce the heat to 350 degrees and bake for 30-35 minutes until bubbling and apples are baked but still firm.

About Pirate Jeni

As a child, Jeni fell in love with the Little House on the Prairie books, mostly because of all the wonderful things that were made at home from the simplest ingredients. Most weekends, Jeni can be found in her kitchen creating the basics for future meals. Culturing cheese and yogurt, breaking down larger cuts of meat into usable portions or for future grinding, fermenting cabbage, preserving fruits and veggies or dehydrating snacks of any variety keep her busy pretty much all weekend. When not involved in culinary pursuits, she enjoys knitting, crocheting, spinning and sewing as hobbies.

One Comment

  1. So many of my memories center on food, especially the smells, so I can relate so completely. Thank you for reminding us how important these memories are.

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