You want somma dis?

This, my infrequent blog readers, is a picture of my Apple Cranberry Stuffed Pork chops..

A few of you were droooling over these pics from my Instagram feed.

You want the recipe?

Well, you gotta go find it. I’ve hidden it in plain sight.

Ya see, I got this awesome crazy invitation from someone who has seen and heard my potty mouth IN ACTION and still thinks I’m responsible enough to be trusted as a “Community Voice”. Fo shiz.  <- I never say fo shiz.. yet it seemed appropriate somehow? Whut? obviously, I’m overwhelmed with the responsiblity.

That’s right kids and infrequent blog readers… I have been asked to write about my favorite topic ever.


(that’s right I said MEAT!)

I’m not against vegetables. In fact, I love them but most of my meals have a meat component. I personally have found that my body does and feels better with protein and veg and fewer grains. So I had to learn how to cook more meat.
So, you want the recipe? Head over to the From Scratch Club Website and check out my first post.  It goes live in the AM (or so I’m told. Chris still has time to come to her senses and change her mind)

PS: That’s acorn squash up there.. with a nice pat of butter and the spicy maple pepitas from Our Daily Eats. They are the shiz.. damn.. there is that word again. I’d better go lay down

Post not up yet? You’re back already? Well, while you wait, I give you one of my favorite songs.. ever…. remember kids, Carrot Juice is Murder.

About Pirate Jeni

As a child, Jeni fell in love with the Little House on the Prairie books, mostly because of all the wonderful things that were made at home from the simplest ingredients. Most weekends, Jeni can be found in her kitchen creating the basics for future meals. Culturing cheese and yogurt, breaking down larger cuts of meat into usable portions or for future grinding, fermenting cabbage, preserving fruits and veggies or dehydrating snacks of any variety keep her busy pretty much all weekend. When not involved in culinary pursuits, she enjoys knitting, crocheting, spinning and sewing as hobbies.


  1. Welcome to FSC! Glad to have you on the team! GOOOOO MEAT!

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