Since, at this moment I want to wallow in a bunch of blech that rose up and kinda pushed me into calling an actual therapist to sort out my messed up brain, I thought I'd try to post something remotely fun.
So I give you.. my foot fetish..
(take that Google keywords!)
Actually, it's not a fetish really. More of a "I like to knit socks cuz they are small and quick and portable and I need fun shoes to show them off " thing.
I would occasionally post a sock pic or two on my Facebook page and my Twitter Feed.. because, well dammit I knit a sock and I'm proud of it! Everyone should see Teh Awesum!
Knitting socks was a very fun thing for me. Still is actually.
Then the madness began. I knit more socks.. I posted more pics! Yay me!
I didn't even really care if the pic was lousy
Fortunately, someone clued me into to taking the pic upside down by bending over and then flipping it with my photo editing software.. no more dirty mirrors! (heaven forbid I should clean a mirror) My Facebook and Twitter feed started getting loaded up with pics of my feet.
Then, well.. I figured might as well put those socks in some shoes! Shoes and socks are much more interesting than just socks.. right? sure.
Yup.. took that sucker upside down and flipped it.
Next, a series of snap shots I'd like to call "Socks: an Office View".
This is when my brother made a Facebook comment that I might have a problem.
Of course, now I needed new and better shoes to show off my socks. So every time I got a new pair of shoes, I had to post a picture!
I bought these.
You will notice the absence of socks. Evidently this was no longer about sock knitting.
LB suggested that I might have a problem.
Summer over.. poof. Fall's here. Yay!
Around this time I had started really losing some weight. Which meant my calf high boots were zippable again. Must Share! Everyone must see mah sexy boots!
These boots (I kid you not) are 8 years old. Barely worn because of the progressive poofing of my calves.
Boots! OMG! boots are in style! Yay! Bought Boots!
Ok, it's a crap pic.. sorry.. but .. get over it.
You know what would go great with these boots and my new found love of Skinny Jeans?!
LEGWARMERS! Yes! I shall knit legwarmers!
LB almost took my needles away.. fer sure. She was really worried about my mental health. (She may still suggest that I discuss this with the therapist-to-be).
She felt better when I explained that I wanted something more like these!
(not my legs.. not even my photo)
But! in the meantime,I finished these.
I hope you enjoyed this little peek into my feet.. er.. fetish.. er.. um.. Love of Socks and Shoes.