Pirate Jeni

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  • I should be in bed

    But I’m busy watching The Closer finale and eating cold mac and cheese with my fingers. Being alone sucks.  Just sayin.  

  • Good grief people. It’s just a penis.

    Those of you who know me, know that I bat for the “All Girls Softball Team”. I married my lovely spouse the same year that the marriage equality bill passed in New York State. I don’t think I’ve previously expressed how bothersome I find it that the United States is still very much.. well.. for…

  • 24 Retweets ya’ll

    I feel famous and witty. Hey NBC, make sure someone mentions those awesome cookies from Samoa.#nbcfail — Pirate Jeni (@PirateJeni) July 28, 2012

  • Wierdest Spam Comments … ever

    I think the spam bots are getting smarter.. they are *almost* submitting comments that *might* make sense. Askimet caught them all, but I like to look at them for the fun of it. Here are a few of my favs just from today: These comments on this post about banana “ice cream” sound almost reasonable:…

  • You actually *can* have too much ice cream

    I know.. blasphemy. Whatever. I had a wisdom tooth pulled on Wednesday. My dentist is Fantastic. Seriously, I adore him.. and I never thought I’d ever say that. But. he left a big gaping hole in my head and it feels weird and ouchy and I’m cranky about it. It had to happen. I’m not…

  • My helper

  • I’ll have a lortab with a whiskey chaser, please.

    So, the blog is a mess. ~sigh~ I’ve been pretty busy and haven’t blogged about any of the things I’ve been doing.. like the meat class I took at the CIA,  the Bacon Class I just took at the FSC Academy and my very first From Scratch Club Swap! I’ve also been waging a war…

  • And that’s when things got wierd

    So, because I’m a glutton for punishment, I decided to mush all my blogs together Seven years worth. I have discovered the following:   7 years ago, I used to sign my blog posts. For real you guys I also cared nothing about spelling a lot of pictures got lost because of all the different…

  • Quips from the Kitchen

    So, this happened. Which is pretty awesome.. So immediately I said to LB Hey! You should read my blog post! Evidently, it’s fucking hilarious! LB: mmmhmm.. Me: no seriously! you should read this one and it has Spock and Princess references and I’m hilarious in it. LB: Honey.. I live with you. I know you are…